It was then that she realised the fried tofu in her miso soup that she was eating looked like the spongy tissue that made the inside of a penis in all of her high-school biology books.
Nobody controls me. I’m uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that’s just barely possible.
- John Lennon (via s-o-l-e-i-l)
Source: beatlesdreams-beatlesthings
tell us three facts about yourself? :) x
- If a beverage is cherry flavoured, for example Cherry Coke or Cherry Dr Pepper or cherry flavoured alcohol or whatever, I’ll be drinking it like I should be drinking water.
- I share my bed with three pillows, and two stuffed toys.
- I’m going to grow herbs out of teacups, have three kitties and spend lazy afternoons drinking tea and listening to my girlfriend play guitar.
Anonymous “Today, tell someone you love them, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.”
Upon telling my mum about this lovely German man that always comes by every 2nd afternoon to buy papers for his cigarettes, and how I loved making conversation with him because he has a thick German accent which makes me froth I told her about the quoted above saying-
She then turned around and screamed ‘I love you’ at me in German.
I choked on my soup and then was on the kitchen floor in fits of laughter, it was so damn good.
Every single day, I eat like a girl that’s just been dumped even though I have the most perfect relationship imaginable.
This has been written by MiliVaniliEatingMintChocChipIce-creamOutOfTheTub.
Rihanna- All Night Long:
” I’ve been everywhere, man. Looking for someone, someone who can please me.
Love me all night long. “
As catchy as fuck her and plenty of other artists’ music may be, I will forever partially blame Rihanna and similar artists for young girls these days thinking that love is the equivalent to having a dick stuck up them.
Also, I got myself 16mm wooden love-heart plugs today!
I added some silver glitter onto the side that’s seen by others because I’m me, and it’s glitter, duh.
They’re only temporary until I get around to ordering the jellyfish plugs off Body Art Forms.
Still, ten points for finally getting around to goal sizes.
I’m going to sit here all night;
continue to switch beverages, listen to New Found Glory and think about how I want to kiss you so hard that your lips bleed, and hold you so tight that your ribs break.
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A purple-haired female that dates the same gender and hails from the South-West of Western Australia.
I'm a walking contradiction to myself, but I'm probably a Hell of a lot happier than you are.
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"I plead to change my life, just before I dream and wake to realise that change is inside me."
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